i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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