Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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