Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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