My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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