Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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