i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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