We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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