med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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