I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
