The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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