just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
it's like iHOP with fire
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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