GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Randomize
