i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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