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it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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