we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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