So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
