is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
MIDGETS
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
