did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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