youre lurking in front of me
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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