marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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