Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
dude. I can hear the air.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
