I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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