In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
