Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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