Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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