I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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