So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
tell me about the eggs
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