I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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