i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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