Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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