Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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