she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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