Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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