is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
We smell like vodka and hangover
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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