By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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