Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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