But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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