your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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