i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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