I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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