There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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