Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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