well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
