Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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