how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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