So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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