i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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