I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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