Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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