i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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